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The Legendary Poo Knife - Fantasy Relic Tee Bag

$25.82

Color: Light Grey

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You’ve heard the myth. Now wear the legend. This hilariously epic design transforms the infamous “Poo Knife” into a fantasy-grade relic, complete with enchanted aura and sacred blade energy. Perfect for fans of viral internet lore, dark humour, and anyone who enjoys a good bathroom-based chuckle.Whether you’re explaining the knife to the uninitiated or bonding with fellow believers, this shirt guarantees confused looks and loud laughs. Add it to your quest inventory today.

Made from 100% recycled polyester - including fabric, lining, straps, and zipper tape. Features three zippered compartments, dyed-to-match metal pulls, an adjustable waist strap and side-release clip.Dimensions: 5"H x 7.5"W x 2.5"D 
Strap: Adjustable

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